Weekly B4V Sucks Thread

Posted: June 27, 2014 by Marner in Open Thread

It’s all yours.

  1. mitchethekid says:

    Retired masturbating while he fantasizes about an inevitable world war.

  2. Noonan’s conviction that god is the answer to every problem (preferable in combination with the inevitable world war).

    • mitchethekid says:

      You’re sort of right. He’s a christianist. Every bit as fundamental as the Muslims he decries.

      • mitchethekid says:

        10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

        9 – You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

        8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

        7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and trees!

        6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

        5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

        4 – You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects – will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.”

        3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.

        2 – You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

        1 – You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history – but still call yourself a Christian.

  3. 02casper says:

    Interesting. Obama is purging the military, because something like 2% leave?

  4. I see the pointy heads at bfv got their mothers to sew general stars onto their jammies and are playing military commander. Their solution to global terrorism? Easy! You simply bomb the shit out of everybody! Jesus, why didn’t anyone think of that before? Cluster is particularly bloodthirsty and promotes the use of atom bombs on large urban populations. If this seems psychotically disproportionate to you, don’t worry – I’m sure all of those children would have grown up to be terrorists anyway.

    Mark pretty much agrees, with the proviso we also invade, occupy and exile the populations who have the gall to still be breathing. What could go wrong? Have we learned nothing from the peace and stability of Israel? Let the Campaign To Create Terrorists For The Next Several Generations commence!

    Mark further believes that even if native born American citizens should be the ones who strike us we should decimate their native country. Makes sense. After all, if an Anglo Saxon born in Iran happened to detonate a car bomb in Tehran, we would expect them to bomb Washington in retaliation; it’s only fair.

    Let this thread of theirs ( among many others) be testament to the fact that no matter how shitty things are, they would be insurmountably worse with vile assholes like this in charge.


  5. 02casper says:

    I’ve always loved CSL’s projection. I’ve fixed one of her posts.

    “I am politically illiterate and intend to stay that way, but I align myself with a political movement because it validates my inherent and overweening need to be hostile and rude. They have identified an opponent and given me permission to hurl invective at it, under the pretense that I am not just expressing a personality disorder but am really a political commentator, thereby feeding not only my pathology but my ego. So I will be moved to churn up something, no matter how idiotic or inane, every now and then, and to hurl it at an opponent I understand no better than the system I support through my mindless attacks on its opposition. Please consider this my latest post and include it in your blog. Thank you.

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